This is Maryana. She's on her way from the Ukraine right now. After buying the house I had a bit of spare cash left over, so I thought..."What else do I really need? New TV? New pipes on the Ducati? New optics on my rifle? Hmmmm, why not a wife?" I called this company in New Jersey and ordered up Maryana.
Apparently we've got to get married within 30 days of her arrival or they ship her back, so we'll be heading to the courthouse probably a day or two after she arrives.
We're regsitered at Macy's, Wal-Mart, and Dollar General!
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Uhhh.. That give a new meaning to 'April Fool'.. haha! But hey Dollar General is the Neiman Marcus to us hillbillys so the toaster will be in the mail soon. :)
That is a great one!!
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